Who This Is For
You don’t have to admit it out loud. If any of this hits… you need this butter:
🦶 Your heels could be used as sandpaper
✋ Your hands are so dry they could start a fire
🔥 Your thighs have beef with each other (a.k.a. chafing is real)
😬 You’ve adjusted yourself in public and thought, “I should fix this”
🧪 You’re done with chemical-filled lotions that smell like your grandma
HOW IT WORKS
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SCOOP IT
Grab a generous glob. Don’t be shy — this isn’t the time for half-measures.
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RUB IT
Apply where you’re dry, cracked or spiritually unwell. Yes, there too.
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FEEL ALIVE AGAIN
Soft feet. Fresh sack. Confidence restored. Walk like the legend you were born to be.
What’s In the Jar (Besides Redemption)
🧴 Cocoa & Shea Butter - Deep hydration for dry dogs and thirsty sacks.
💧 Glycerin - Pulls in moisture like your body’s been in the desert.
💊 Vitamin B-5 + C - Heals, restores, and gives your skin that “I’ve got my life together” glow.
🌿 Aloe, Jojoba, Hemp & More - Nature’s elite squad. Soothing, smoothing, sack-approved.
No Parabens. No Sulfates. No Bullsh*t.
Just clean ingredients for dirty dudes.
